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July 18, 2001
- System D
I report for duty on the morning of the
12th to help setup the steel framed tents. The mayor, Gerard
Allaire, asks me to help the team of about ten men who are hooking
the long steel bars together to make a frame for the tents. These
tents will shelter our guests from the rain. As I approach the
team, I see a steel bar arcing toward my head and I duck down
and to the right. Another bar comes arcing from the left and
I stretch back, down and to the left. I feel like Kenu Reeves
dodging bullets on the rooftop in Matrix but I quickly
adapt to the rhythm of the swinging steel. Most of these men
are in their mid 60's so rapid movements slow down as the work
progresses and come to a near stop when the task involves bending
all the way down to the ground to pickup something. It will take
two full days to set up the tents, table and chairs and one full
day to dismantle everything afterwards. The occasion is Lavardin's
annual Independence day celebration and the whole village participates.
Work starts at eight o'clock in the morning
but in France everyone stops for a two hour lunch break and a
periodic bottle of wine. But at our first break, everyone stands
around looking at a bottle of wine in embarrassed silence. No
one has a corkscrew. It is as if we have all been emasculated.
There is a lot of mumbling and I hear the occasional merde,
quelle horreur or et alors before Gerard Verger, the
village menusier (skilled carpenter), pulls out a large
screw and drills it into the cork with his portable drill. He
then takes a nail-puller from his tool belt and uncorks the bottle
by pulling on the screw head. This is what the French call System
D. The 'D' stands for the French word debouiller that
means to solve or workout a problem in a clever, inventive way.
The people in the countryside seem particularly adept at these
solutions but it is also a national characteristic. The phrase,
système D, can be found in every French dictionary. It
is very much like what we call American ingenuity. Some people
say that the French are Cartesian and prefer to live by logically
designed systems. I find this hard to accept. As one man said
to me after watching one of these clever solutions. C'est
fou, mais ca marche quand meme. It's crazy but it works nevertheless.
I have been collecting unusual corkscrews for a wall decoration
but I am now replacing them all with my Black and Decker drill,
a screw and my Stanely pliers.
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